Zeus. Father god of god Greeks. He would take the form of swan, bull, or man to play with mortals.  With hints of lemongrass, thyme, and cedar, the smell of his holy baunch would charm the birds from the trees.  

Now your hair can smell like a god. Or at least like his taint.  


All Zeus' Taint products are made with locally brewed Theoretic Ale in addition to locally squeezed goat milk.  Our shampoo bars are formulated to moisturize as they clean, and are an eco-friendly alternative to using conventional shampoos packaged in plastic.  

Zeus' Taint shampoo bar