Prarie Dogging.  Turtle Heading.  Touching Cotton.  There are lots of euphamisms for this uncomfortable aspect of gastric distress.  This soap is not supposed to remind you of that uneasy feeling.  It actually smells like a clean, fresh cotton.  But we love the phrase, and think its hilarious.  And its our soap business, so we can name our soaps whatever we want.  So enjoy the scent.  And if you have an accident while duck walking to the Super Bowl, know that you can clean yourself up with a smile with this fresh, clean scent.